May 22, 2018
What a lame title! Ah! If it’s a lame title, does it make for a lame video? I hope not, but I know that this isn’t gonna be a video that crushes it on the Trending Page. It’s just something we constantly see around us and say “goddamn why don’t they have this where I’m from?!”
Or hey, do they have this where you’re from? I’m starting to think we’re really out of touch with what’s happening in Canada now. Cyber_3, let me know if you’ve seen these. On May 30th it’ll be ten years since we left home. A decade. Damn that’s a long time. I’m sure things have changed since we’ve left. I don’t know. We’ll be back in Canada this August, and we’ll check out if they have this stuff.
Enough about how out of touch we are. I need to be more affirmative in the statements I make on this site, according to some readers. HEY! NORTH AMERICA! Dry toilet paper isn’t gonna cut it anymore. Get with the program! Bad microwave dinners ain’t gonna cut it anymore. Fix your packaging! Make it better for customers. Hey you! Soy milk companies! I see you hiding behind your big cash and not improving your product. Make your milk boxes better! And Canada, I know you still have milk bags. We gotta stop with those milk bags. Innovate!
And yeah, I drink a lot of soy milk. I need them for my protein shakes. I used to drink them with milk but then my cholesterol went too damned high so I switched to soy milk, and my tests this year are a lot better and my cholesterol is perfect. Call me a soy boy if you want, but I’m a big boy. SOY MAN! SOY MAN! HE CAN CRUSH A DIAMOND IN HIS HAND. SOY MAAAAAAN!
These soy milk packages are pretty new. They just started with these spouts maybe for half a year or so. Before they used to be screw tops, but once they switched to the new packaging we were thoroughly impressed. And then we were inspired for this video, and started writing down ideas. I’ll need your help with something. Take a look at this list:
WHAT THE FORK IS “YOGHURT HALF OPENING”?! We’re flummoxed. It was good enough to write in the middle of our brainstorming. We even wrote some things after it, which means it made sense when we wrote it, but when we started filming this we had no freaking clue what we were talking about. Yoghurt Half Packaging? What? We went to our grocery and convenience stores and started looking at all the yoghurt to see if something would jog our memories, but nope, can’t find it. People of Japan, visitors of Japan: do you have any idea what we’re talking about? We still can’t figure this out, even after editing the video.
So that’s it for this video. We might have another video ready this week as well. We’re really sorry for not posting a video for a while. Our last two videos came on a good week, and that was followed by a bad couple of weeks. Not being able to post makes things worse as well, because we really look forward to talking with you all in the comments. But we made it through, and we’re doing a bit better now, here for more videos to share with you.